You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
