But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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