He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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