ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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