what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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