I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
There's even glitter on my cock...
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