singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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