im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I currently don't understand fingers.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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