we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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