just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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