So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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