If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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