; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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