Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?

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(815): View more from Illinois

Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.

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(631): View more from New York

being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.

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(616): View more from Michigan

this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.

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(585): View more from New York

I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.

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(281): View more from Texas

Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.

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