My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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