he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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