OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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