I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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