i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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