My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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