He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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