go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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