Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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