The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Your penis caused this!
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