she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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