But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think weed is turning my hair brown
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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