census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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