oh god the rape fog is back!
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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