Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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