That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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