Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i barfeds in our rink
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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