WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
