Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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