guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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