Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
4 words: hood of his car
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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