you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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