i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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