Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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