Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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