Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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