playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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