she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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