How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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