FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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