white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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