Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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