why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
