I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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