we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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