This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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