I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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