Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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