Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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