No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Buhtt sex?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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