He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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