its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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