This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Oh god it's open bar.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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