now i know why i became what i already was.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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