like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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