its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
We left an ass print on the piano.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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